June 18 2013, 7pm
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
June 17 2013, 2pm
my highschoolstuck headcannons
- Rose "Quietly sits in the back corner writing fan-fiction in class but somehow manages to pull an 'A' " Lalonde
- Jade "tried to wear cat ears to school the first day but was told to take them off because they were a distraction" Harley
- John "started planing his class's senior prank in seventh grade. " Egbert
- Dave "sits in the back of the class, quietly rapping about what the teacher is talking about to make everyone siting around him bust out laughing" Strider
- Karkat " 'lets NOT talk about my medication and how much I have to take just to deal with you ass holes without jumping off the humanities building!' " Vantas
- Aradia "goes to a different foreign country every summer vacation with her family" Megido
- Tavros "Breaks something else the day after he gets his cast off" Nitram
- Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
- Nepeta "speaks in the third person and will not respond to her real name" Leijon (I mean empress ice-fang)
- Kanaya "Has never worn an outfit she didn't hand make." Maryam
- Terezi "somehow manages to wear something red everyday even though she is completely blind and dressed herself. we don't know how she does it." Pyrope
- Vriska "gets into or starts a fight at least once a week" Serket
- Equius "he IS the school wrestling team" Zahhak
- Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for unknown reasons" Makara
- Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
- Feferi "practically owns her own aquarium" Peixes
June 17 2013, 1pm
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June 17 2013, 1pm
- men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
- women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
June 16 2013, 9pm
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT